Konbini Ossan Volume 3 Chapter 17 — Exposure and Decision
“What is it?”
“Was that for real, what you just said?”
“Yes. I’m not a homosexual.”
“That’s not what I’m talking about! I mean the part about screwing that Shriva guy!”
Arisa snapped at me, her tone edged with anger.
“I see, you mean that. Yes, it’s true. I did have sexual relations with Shuri-kun.”
“So you had sex with him?”
“Yes.”
“You shoved it up his ass?”
(E/N: Aha, so blunt! I love Arisa! 🤣)
“Yes.”
“With that girly-looking kid?”
“That would be correct.”
As I answered her questions honestly and in good faith, Arisa’s expression gradually shifted into one of exasperation and dismay.
“God. I didn’t think you were that much of a perverted, filthy old man.”
And so I received her harsh judgment. No — rather than harsh, it was simply the unvarnished truth, laid bare.
“Well, I already knew you were a perverted, filthy old man anyway.”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah, ’cause you’re always trying to make me touch your spit whenever you get the chance.”
“That’s an adhesive fluid, so it isn’t perverted or filthy.”
“Shut up! Don’t make excuses!”
Arisa yelled at me. Her reasoning was difficult to accept, but I am a gross old man, so being berated unfairly is only natural. Best to accept it meekly.
“Thank you.”
“Why the hell are you thanking me!”
She shouted again, but perhaps because I had admitted to being perverted and filthy, she didn’t press the matter any further.
“Otsugi-san.”
With that exchange settled, Yuuki finally spoke up.
“Are you truly saying you can’t accept it between men?”
“Yes, that’s right. Unless I can sense some kind of feminine charm, I feel no stirrings of desire.”
“I see.”
Yuuki nodded as if something had just clicked for him.
“I understand, Otsugi-san. It really does seem difficult to win you over. For now, I’ll give up.”
“I see.”
It seemed he had understood. A relief, really.
“However, the future is still undecided. There’s no problem if I say that, is there?”
“Well, the future is uncertain. I can’t make any absolute declarations.”
I couldn’t quite read his intent, but for the moment, I nodded.
“Then I’ll bet on that possibility.”
Yuuki clenched his fist and stood.
“I can’t stay here any longer. Otsugi-san, thank you for today. I’ll head back to the royal palace and begin working hard at once!”
“Very well. Do your best.”
He was likely referring to our cooperation. Still, the way he said “working hard” didn’t quite sit right.
Perhaps there was something else behind it.
“Then, Otsugi-san, until we meet again. I’ll be sure to come whenever I have new information. I plan to report in regularly as well.”
“Yes, please do.”
“And one day, I swear I’ll make you fall for me! By acquiring new charms!”
Apparently, he hadn’t given up on me after all. Which meant everything I’d said so far had been for nothing.
But persuading him further seemed pointless. I’d have to let him act as he wished.
“Until we meet again, Otsugi-san!”
“Yes.”
“And you too, delinquent girl!”
“Shut up, get lost, you damn homo!”
And with that final uproar, Yuuki stormed off toward the royal palace.
So in the end, the “effort” he spoke of was about trying to win me over.
What on earth is he planning?
“Think he’s gonna cross-dress or something?”
Arisa muttered under her breath. But no, surely not. He was already an old-man-loving homosexual, a figure colorful enough as it was.
To add cross-dressing on top of that would be too much. The possibility was low.
Low enough to say impossible.
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E/N:
But! Ossan, if possibility isn't 0 the event can happen!
Apparently, the author loves both cross-dressing men and femboys… Go figure 🤣 Stay tuned!
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Either he's going to find a way to become a woman through skill/magic or just you some kinda hypno thing to alter the old man's perception.
ReplyDeleteHypno sounds scary and Yuuki ain't that kind of guy(?) Continue the reading binge to find out 😅
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